There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK".

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or
from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus
wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in
contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest
bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that
WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is
the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. 
Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so
I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.