ABSTRACT This talk is about an Annals of Statistics paper describing the thesis of Leif Johnson. The random-walk Metropolis algorithm (RWMA) as implemented in the CRAN package mcmc, is a "foolproof" way to simulate distributions of arbitrary continuous random vectors. Its only well-understood problem is that it is not always geometrically ergodic. Change-of-variable can usually fix this. This fix is implemented in the morph.metrop function in the mcmc package, which is almost as easy to use as the metrop function that does ordinary RWMA. This talk is intended to be understandable by all statisticians, even first-year graduate students. (Places where something is presented that the audience doesn't absolutely need to follow are marked!) We give some idea how easy it is to use this stuff and also explain what theory users need to know in order to justify their use (which is simple real analysis, mostly tail behavior of functions).